i love big fat meaty black cocks!!! -elmer
When I eat a huge meal: →
damnthatswhatshesaid: “Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.” Five minutes later Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
I wish that my life was as exciting as my dreams
I wanna be picked up, held tight and kissed.
“but things like this don’t happen to dudes like me because i’m more coldplay than I am ice-t”
Welcome my 2 new Followers :D